Wednesday, February 3, 2010

KEEP IT 100!!!

As most of you know, I'm a fun-loving kinda gal. I like to think I have a hopeful outlook on the world and that I give people food for thought with these blogs.

But today...I got some shiggety that's on my mind and I need to get it off my chest. Now, these things ain't about you per se, but if you fit the profile, then maybe you need to KEEP IT 100 right now.

Ladies, Its 2010 now. In the dawn of the Biggest Loser, why the hell are you wearing pants that your fat ass can't fit in...with a belt? I see more plumber cracks walking down the street then I care to EVER see. Which leads to the next question...Why are you all not wearing underwear with your pants? Furthermore, y'all have the nerve to wear lil' bubble coats that don't fit over your stomachs. Either hit the gym so you can wear the tight clothes or buy stuff that fits.

KEEP IT 100!!

Fellas, I don't get it. You are going to wear skinny jeans but then you let them sag underneath your booty butt cheeks. Meanwhile, you run to the bus or train like a penguin. Or worse, your pants are so baggy that you grab the crotch to hold your pants up when you walk. That look went out with Jodeci in '95. Get some pants that fit!! Its no wonder that crime is dropping in major cities, you can't run from the police anymore....cuz your pants on the ground!

KEEP IT 100!!

Ladies, quit telling people you trying to find your Barack Obama. Barack is with Michelle, Michelle is with Barack. You ain't going to find another Barack...or Denzel or Will Smith for that matter. But Craig, Charles, David and Michael are out there looking for a good woman...put your energy into meeting them and stop putting pressure on Barack to be everyone's man!

KEEP IT 100!!

Fellas, Kim Kardashian, Beyonce and J-Lo's asses are not accomplishments in life. You see big booties walking around day in and day out, stop acting like these women's posteriors possess the elixir of life. Their booties sit on toilets and get gassy just like the rest of the women out here.

KEEP IT 100!!

Ladies, stop saying there are no good men out here. The only person that you are hurting is yourself. Its self-defeating and, not to mention, just plain unattractive. Working on self and positive energy will bring forth a good man. Your perpetual stanknicity may be the reason that good men turn around when they see you coming, Bag Lady! Spend this time getting your ducks in order for a good dude, because when he comes, you don't have time to be figuring your sloppy self out.
KEEP IT 100!!

Fellas, STOP BEING SO DAMN SELFISH!! Now, I know not all men are selfish, but the one's getting pissy about this statement are the one's I'm referring to in this post. You are not the only person trying to figure life out right now. I got it, some things haven't been fair to you. Maybe you had a bad break on some things...well, me too. But going into relationships where you can't give all of yourself due to these issues is wrong and downright mean. And I know some of you are saying, "I was upfront about everything. She knew what was up". Well, why did you pursue her if you had to make a warning statement like that? Bruh, there is nothing wrong with taking a time out to sort your life, but don't put yourself out there until you are ready to be mentally and emotionally available.

KEEP IT 100!!

Ladies, why y'all fronting for your girlfriends? You complain about how this girl or that girl is always running behind a man and how that ain't gonna be you. But as soon as you're all boo-loved up, nobody can find your ass. JUST STOP IT!! Asserting your independence on everyone doesn't prove anything, it only proves that you will fall the hardest. I have friends who were some of the harshest critics about other women and how they act in their relationships. When their husbands and kids came about, they turned into the same icky, kissy-faced women that they shunned. There is nothing wrong with being in love, even if you haven't found it. And getting mad when people remind you of your hypocritical, hate-mungering proclamations you made earlier ain't cool. Stop frontin'...

KEEP IT 100!!

Fellas, take a lesson from Bill Withers when he says, "... can't keep looking at loneliness and trying to call it freedom." I'm amazed at some of the things guys convince themselves of (as well as women for that matter). You see these guys at weddings, pretending to avoid the garter when its thrown. Or when you ask if they plan to marry their longtime girlfriends they start making hissing noises like you asked an absurd question. For real? Who are you trying to impress? Other guys? Men play this game with each other where nobody wants to be the first to settle down, but nobody wants to be the last one either. Its natural for humans to want connection and men are no exemption. And secretly, every man wants a partner who will stand by their side and know that they don't like olives on their pizza. Stop running women away because your scared...'nuff said!

KEEP IT 100!!


Ladies, quit waiting on your girlfriends to do things. Some of y'all miss out on restaurants, trips and other one-of-a-kind experiences waiting on some girlfriend to go with you. Carpe Diem!! Seize the day...go out to eat by yourself or even a movie. Take a long drive or trip somewhere by yourself. Who knows the people you could meet on these outings. It could be that moment that you meet your beloved because you were available to give him attention, instead of dealing with Angry Smurf being too cheap or grumpy. Be bold and take a chance...

KEEP IT 100!!

Fellas, if our President has taught us anything, it's that y'all need to bring your games up. Get some freakin' hobbies...productive hobbies. And I'm not just talking video games either. Start reading books. Take a ballroom dancing class. Wine appreciation. Something to expand your mind. Women are leaving you in the dust when it comes to expanding their minds and creating self-fulfilling lives. Many men don't deviate from the norms of work, school, home, or significant other, especially African American men. Some men complain about feeling smothered in relationships and needing space for themselves. Here's a thought, get a hobby! Do something that will allow you to reconnect with yourself and meet people outside of your circle. It could be that hobby that introduces you to a new line of work or even a new partner (provided you are single and not using the hobby as a wack-ass excuse to cheat!) ...It's time to upgrade you!!

You know something...now that I got that all off my chest, I'm feeling pretty good right now. And since I'm keepin' it 100, tonight, I think I'm going to pass on the wine. Wait...let's keep it 200 on this one, I'm tilting the box as we speak.

'Til next time,
~ T-Gyrl


2 comments:

  1. You are so extra! and so absolutely right! I loved this post - 100%

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  2. Venting .. NOT!! Simply saying what needs to be said.. congrats!!!

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